Monday, March 28, 2011

Real Men: What happened to them & where are they?

Once upon a time there was a young girl who dreamed of one day meeting a handsome tall man with big muscles who could fix anything with his hands and hold the ability to crush anyone who brought harm and feared no one. She had seen men like this in old movies and photos and was sadly lead to believe that these men would still exist once she was old enough to date. It seemed possible; her father was basically superman and could build a car from scratch. His hands were enormous and she was convinced they were made of steel. Her dad didn't mess around and always did the right thing. If something was broken, he'd fix it immediately. He never drank, smoked or used drugs. He worked around the clock to support his family and never had an excuse not to. Fast forward over a decade later and these manly men are now extinct; the girl is now a woman who is confused and frustrated with the slim pickings of so called "men" in her generation. The men she sees don't have manly hands that are scuffed up, scarred, worn and tough. They're hands might as well be more feminine then her's; same goes for their personalities.

Let me break down the typical 21st century male through the eyes of Mama Virgo:
-They're completely unreliable
-Pathetic excuse after pathetic excuse
-They don't say what they mean or mean what they say
-They're lazy as fuck
-The way they dress...please don't even get me started 
-Most of them couldn't even figure out how to change a let bulb let alone fix their own car
-No sense of family
-Lack of morals
-Lack of drive and persistence
-No respect for women
-98% of them are unfaithful 
-They don't call when they say they will or answer their phones
-They're not MANLY MEN!
-They hang out with a bunch of morons; their group of friends usually suck
-Terrible sense of style
-Too attached to tech gadgets and the internet
-Have no manners

Basically, men have forgotten how to be men. PLEASE stop wearing tight jeans, guyliner, styling your hair like the dudes from Flock of Seagulls (80's reference), treating women like disposable accessories, being blatantly obvious that you're only pursuing a woman for the end goal of having sex with her (its SO obvious and you're all SO dumb), quoting disgusting rappers on your Facebook or Twitter accounts everyday, and get some fucking motivation to learn all the manly things you need to know that should be instinctual to you in the first place! Oh, and most importantly, for all you dad's who treat your baby mama's like garbage, please either remove yourself from society completely or start paying the damn child support and be a proper father-figure in your child's life! If you can't do that, then you don't deserve to breath. 

Guys who are heavy into the club scene...gross (unless you're not a raging club drug addict). Guys who can't give up going out on weekends (or weekdays if you're really that much of an alcoholic) to get wasted instead of spending time doing something creative and constructive...even more gross. Guys who laugh at those who enjoy reading...please dunk your head in the nearest public toilet because that's how disposable your brain is. Guys who disrespect their mom's...find the nearest cliff. Guys who can't go every other word without cursing...there's this thing called a dictionary I highly suggest you purchase one because you sound like an idiot and appear ignorant (major turn off). 

This isn't how I planned on writing this entry, but writer's write according to mood and my mood has shifted since I first started this entry almost 2 months ago. Let me just say...if today's men could research how men were in the 1920's, 30's, 40's, 50's and even 60's...and they actually LEARNED from their research...they would benefit greatly and maybe us women would no longer have to put up with all you pansies! I'm SO sick of going out and being surrounded by stupid "men" every where! What is wrong with all of you?! It seems like there's no escape at this point and women just might have to resort to lesbianism.

Mama Virgo's Final Message to the 21st Century Men: GROW A PAIR. GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY. STOP BEING SO FUCKING SENSITIVE AND FEMININE. STOP IDOLIZING RAPPERS AND DOUCHE BAG MALE CELEBRITIES.

Feel free to comment. Ladies, feel free to leave some comments stating other things you dislike about the 21st century man, I'd love to hear other's opinions.

3 comments:

  1. You are a amazing for posting this article. I was only only google trying to search for photo's of the luxy hair extentions and lool I randomly came on your blog. Loool! I love this post. Seriously I thought I was the only one feeling this way as naive as it sounds but I really laughed reading your listing. I agree with you 100%. You could not of describing it better and I will make sister read this as we always jokes on how dumb guys are these days. As someone once said, the real men died in Worl War 2. Omg, seriously you are a genious for writing this article and so funny. How come you don't have any more comments. You are the best lol lol!!! Thanks for making my day, and never delete this post. Again you are funny as hell and you will find that REAL MAN. I love you for this post!!!!! And o yea, your forgot one thing, men that talk about girls. That's really low. Yea.. ive seen them lol.

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  2. Wow thank you I appreciate your comment & glad you enjoyed! I guess my blog doesn't get enough traffic that's why I never have comments :( but I started another one at mamavirgo.tumblr.com which I update a lot more often now a days. I'm really passionate about writing & I basically hate men so this entry came naturally lol.

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  3. You need more manly, dirty hands. That's right! But be aware: those manly hands may land on your face more often than you think, especially if you are insisting in posting stupid things on the internet...

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